Every Schoolchild Should Have This Book

Glenn Danzig, Man of Letters.

Oop-ip-ip oop-ip-ip, YEAH!

Photo of Actual Abduction Site

Sitting by the bay, stoned, staring at Alcatraz. Listening to Love, specifically, "7 and 7 Is."

A Chinese kid with a bowl haircut on a leash runs up to me, straining against his harness and repeats the word "Neptune," over and over.

 

If it was in Uranus you'd be able to find it.

"Neptune," I say to him.

"Neptune," he says, one final time. His mom says "Sorry" a few times and pulls him away. 

What does it all mean?

Onto other topics, I got my copy of You Won't, Dean Dickinson's epic tale of 100 pools shralped, from Goods today. If you like adventure tales, weird transitions, and lots of vert, get on that shit.

Jared Souney's image of Dean's topside no-footed can can carve is one of my top five all time BMX pics, fo sho.