Friday, August 31, 2012

FML or LAMF

 (Yuba)
+
(Bionx electric motor set up)
=
(Pure barfiness)

I spent the last two days building a Yuba cargo bike with an electric motor. Yubas are made in China by one-armed blind orphan opium fiends forced to weld at gunpoint. They're awful. Electric bicycles are ridden by people too lazy to pedal, too scared to ride a motorcycle, or too smug to drive a car. This thing seriously was against everything I stand for. After work I sat on a bench and looked at Alcatraz while listening to the greatest punk rock album of all time. LAMF is everything electric Yubas are not: lean, stripped down, punchy, vicious, and classic. Thanks Johnny.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

If its any consolation... You're fired. Chris.

Duncan Scott Davidson said...

See you tomorrow?